[Gasification] FARM REALITY
Greg and April
gregandapril at earthlink.net
Sat Mar 29 11:49:16 CDT 2008
Let's put that in english.
According to Babel Fish it says:
The reality of the Field A marriage of producers that lived in the field,
during the supper began to glide what they would do with the money produced
by the soybean seeded in his 100 hectares. With that money they glided to
take the light to its field and to fix the access roads. After to have
worked the Earth arduously during 6 months, of sun sun, and of to have
suffered to the compass from which them deparaba the climate, finally
arrived the moment of the harvest... As the soybean had rendered to them
well, this is 30 quintals by hectare, managed to load 10 trucks... Then the
machinist came who harvested the so profitable soybean to them and he said
to them that he was going to them to receive 10%, to which the marriage
responded to him that good, that 1 truck took... Soon the owner of the
transport came and he said to him that he was going to them to receive a
load of $85 by ton and as they were 300 tons, is another 10%, reason why the
marriage said to him that good, that another truck took... Later they called
to the hoarder for commercialized the so profitable soybean and the retailer
said to them that good, but that the STATE had had a RETENTION 44% on the
profitable soybean, to which the marriage said that good, and gave to the 4
trucks and means... Until 6 trucks and means go here... Later they came Don
Monsanto and Don Cargill that said to them that the insumos retired for
their campaign of soybean represented $600 by hectare and then by the 100
hectares he was a 25% of the produced thing, then to 2 trucks and means
took... And 9 already took... The man the sight desolated the woman and says
to him: ' and good Old, WE at least HAVE LEFT 1 TRUCK OF the SO PROFITABLE
SOYBEAN... ' But finally the accountant arrives and he says to them that AS
GAINED 1 truck, THEY MUST PAY To the STATE 35% of TAX to the GAINS, the 1.2%
of the TAX To the CHECK and 1% of TAX To the PERSONAL GOODS... So I take the
connection and YOU THEY REMAIN WITH the CHASSIS. Although it seems a
story... THIS IS THE REALITY OF THE FIELD...!!!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Benjamin Domingo Bof" <benjaminbof at yahoo.com.ar>
To: "Discussion of biomass pyrolysis and gasification"
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Sent: Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:18
Subject: [Gasification] FARM REALITY
La realidad del Campo
Un matrimonio de productores que vivía en el campo, durante la cena empezó a
planear lo que harían con el dinero producido por la soja sembrada en sus
100 hectáreas. Con ese dinero planeaban llevar la luz a su campo y arreglar
los caminos de acceso.
Luego de haber trabajado la tierra arduamente durante 6 meses, de sol a sol,
y de haber sufrido al compás de lo que les deparaba el clima, por fin llegó
el momento de la cosecha...
Como la soja les había rendido bien, esto es 30 quintales por hectárea,
lograron cargar 10 camiones...
Entonces vino el maquinista que les cosechó la tan rentable soja y les dijo
que les iba a cobrar el 10%, a lo que el matrimonio le respondió que bueno,
que se llevara 1 camión...
Luego vino el dueño del transporte y le dijo que les iba a cobrar un flete
de $85 por tonelada y como eran 300 toneladas, es otro 10%, por lo que el
matrimonio le dijo que bueno, que se llevara otro camión...
Después llamaron al acopiador para comercializara la tan rentable soja y el
comerciante les dijo que bueno, pero que el ESTADO había dispuesto una
RETENCIÓN DEL 44% sobre la rentable soja, a lo que el matrimonio dijo que
bueno, y entregó los 4 camiones y medio...
Hasta acá van 6 camiones y medio...
Más tarde vinieron Don Monsanto y Don Cargill que les dijeron que los
insumos retirados para su campaña de soja representaban $600 por hectárea y
entonces por las 100 hectáreas era un 25% de lo producido, entonces se
llevaron 2 camiones y medio...
Y ya se llevaron 9...
El hombre la mira desolado a la mujer y le dice: 'Y bueno Vieja, al menos
NOS QUEDA 1 CAMION DE LA TAN RENTABLE SOJA...'
Pero por último llega el contador y les dice que COMO GANARON 1 camión,
TIENEN QUE PAGARLE AL ESTADO el 35% de IMPUESTO A LAS GANANCIAS, el 1,2% del
IMPUESTO AL CHEQUE y el 1% de IMPUESTO A LOS BIENES PERSONALES... Así que me
llevo el acoplado y USTEDES SE QUEDAN CON EL CHASIS.
Aunque parece un cuento... ESTA ES LA REALIDAD DEL CAMPO...!!!
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